Penis.

many penni.

cntryboy0611:

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

Hahahaha perfect

(via lotharioeatsladiesss)

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

(via ktboyle)

windowintomymind:

nikkynicole91:

windowintomymind:

after talking about enjoying being alone with a colleague at lunch today; i feel so fucking lonely now.

If only you were down I’d so keep you company.
We could put crappy tv shows on you could study and I could apply for jobs I can’t get :D

you should totally come here and do that :D Y U NO LIVE AT THE END OF MY STREET ANYMORE!?!?!?! D:

I know right !
You should move into my closet under the stairs.
So much more convenient.
Then you could share my popcorn:
Nom Nom Nom.