I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
after talking about enjoying being alone with a colleague at lunch today; i feel so fucking lonely now.
If only you were down I’d so keep you company.
We could put crappy tv shows on you could study and I could apply for jobs I can’t get :D
you should totally come here and do that :D Y U NO LIVE AT THE END OF MY STREET ANYMORE!?!?!?! D:
I know right !
You should move into my closet under the stairs.
So much more convenient.
Then you could share my popcorn:
Nom Nom Nom.